Every once in a great while, you just have to quote the press release verbatim. Here's what the Wine Vault is offering tonight for Valentine's (lightly edited for punctuation and capitalization):
"We've had lots and lots of cutesy lovey couples calling about tonight's festivities. Are you doing a couples sale? NO. Are you having romantic jazz playing? NO. Can we reserve a couch just for the two of us? NO. The Wine Vault tonight will be playing disco, drinking Champagne and eating CUPCAKES. So come on out, all Champagnes are 10% off and cupcakes are free for all of our friends on the e-mail list and Facebook site. Grab your besties, BFFs and posse and just come - hang - and chill! No pressure, no waits at the restaurants, and no obnoxious forced romance. (Bitter, no not me.)
"P.S.: Couples making out will have cupcakes projectiled at their faces."
9009 J.M. Keynes Drive; 704-548-9463.
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Valentine's -- sort of
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4 comments:
Headline: Calling all ladies with tiny dogs and daddy issues....
That's hysterical!
LOVE THE VAULT!!! Best wine bar in Charlotte, hands down.
We like dogs, ladies and nice people. We do not like mean people, you can stay home.
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